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<option weight="1">{{Pictorial-Islam|1=Islamic Silliness|2=[[File:Muhammad-the-fat-dwarf.jpg|160px|link=Qur'an, Hadith and Scholars:Islamic Silliness]]|3={{Quote|{{Abudawud|40|4731}}|Narrated AbuBarzah:
<option weight="1">{{Pictorial-Islam|1=Islamic Silliness|2=[[File:The-stoning-of-she-monkey.jpg|160px|link=Qur'an, Hadith and Scholars:Islamic Silliness]]|3=This page lists some of the most humorous verses that are found in the Qur'an and the Hadith.


...'''When Ubaydullah saw him, he said: This Muhammad of yours is a dwarf and fat. The old man (i.e. AbuBarzah) understood it.''' So he said: I did not think that I should remain among people who would make me feel ashamed of the company of Muhammad (peace be upon him)...}}
"According to `Amr b. Maymûn : I was in Yemen. Amongst the female goats of my people, I saw that at a heightened place, a male monkey brought along a female monkey and slept while keeping her hand beneath his head. During this time, a young monkey came and signaled the female monkey. She softly removed her hand from beneath the male monkey's head and went with the young monkey. She fornicated with him and I was watching it. After that, the female monkey returned and was softly trying to put her hand back under the male monkey's head that he woke up bewildered and smelled her and then screamed. All the monkeys gathered thereafter. He would point towards her and scream constantly (i.e. she has committed adultery). At last the other monkeys went towards the right left and brought along that young monkey whom I recognized. They dug a hole for this young monkey and the female one and stoned them to death. So I saw monkeys stoning to death too besides the human race." - Taiseer-ul-Baari, volume 2, Page 626 ([[Qur'an, Hadith and Scholars:Islamic Silliness|''read more'']])}}</option>
Anyone who claims there is no humor in Islam, just hasn't looked close enough. ([[Qur'an, Hadith and Scholars:Islamic Silliness|''read more'']])}}</option>





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Witnessing the Moon Splitting Miracle
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Many Islamists, embarrassed that Muhammad had apparently split the moon without any of the great astronomy/astrology cultures like the Chinese, Indians, Persians, Romans and Greeks noticing, have come up with the legend of Cheraman Perumal (aka Cheraman Perumal aka Rajasekhara Varman), the last King of Malabar (now Kerala).

Only someone severely lacking in their mental faculties would believe that a man living in the ninth century could personally witness a 'miracle' performed by Muhammad in the seventh century, an event not witnessed by anybody else. Truly a miracle of Islam. (read more)